Lighten the Fuck Up! Roxanne Was Sick & Tired of Hearing Blonde Jokes She Believed Were Cruel & Unwarranted...

Roxanne was a natural blonde who was sick and tired of hearing all the blonde jokes she believed were cruel and unwarranted. One day, she decided to dye her hair and see if life would be different as a redhead… 

When the makeover was complete, she took a drive into the mountains to clear her head, and that's when she came across a herd of sheep crossing the road. She stopped to watch and then called out to the sheep herder, "I have a proposition for you, Sir… If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home?" 

"Sure," the sheep herder replied. "But I have no reason to believe you can do it. There are way too many sheep in my flock…"

Roxanne glanced over at the flock for less than a minute, then turned towards the sheep herder and blurted out, "382…"

"Wow!" the sheep herder said, shocked that she was able to guess the exact amount. "That's right. You're either very lucky or fucking brilliant! Go ahead, pick out the sheep you want, and take it home." Then he mumbled under his breath, "Fuck! I can't believe she did it…" 

Roxanne looked over the flock, picked one out, and put it in the back of her SUV. 

Then, the sheep herder approached her just as she was getting ready to drive off, "Okay, now I have a proposition for you, Ma'am…" 

"What is it?" Roxanne asked curiously. 

"If I can guess your real hair color, can I have my Australian Shepherd back?"                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 

Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968! This is LTFU Joke #154! 

Just in case you missed the last one…                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       

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